McDonald'sMessiah struts in, dripping in Big Mac sauce, declaring, "Fries are my currency, nuggets my gospel!" DeluluEmpress rolls her eyes, retorting, "Cute, but my toxicity is my skincare routine. You think you can save me?" McDonald'sMessiah smirks, "Kneel before the golden arches or choke on your kale, babe!" The crowd gasps as he tosses a handful of fries, hitting her right in the delusion. She stumbles back, facepalming as he flexes, "You just got excommunicated from the fast food kingdom!" DeluluEmpress is left drowning in her own cringe, while he walks away, the true prophet of the drive-thru. Bruh, she’s done for! 💀🍟