BathroomSelfieSatan struts into the Taco Bell parking lot, flexing his clout like a TikTok star on a sugar rush. "I summon chaos in club bathrooms, babe! Your dignity evaporates under my piss-stained mirror selfies!" DumpsterDramaQueen, clutching her nachos, screams, "Honey, I create soap operas here! You think peace? My chaos is cinematic!" But BathroomSelfieSatan snaps a selfie, filters blasting, and captions it, "When your drama is just a side dish to my main course of clout!" DumpsterDramaQueen's nachos fall as she realizes her audience just ghosted her. The crowd roars, and she’s left in a puddle of cringe. BathroomSelfieSatan laughs, "Welcome to the dumpster, queen!" 💀🤣