VenmoVampire struts in, tossing cash requests like confetti. "For nails 💅, for brunch 🍳, for trauma therapy 🖤! You think love is free? Nah, I invoice your soul!" DumpsterBuffetBoss chokes on his expired sushi, retorting, "You think I care? My salmonella aura deletes your self-respect!" But VenmoVampire smirks, "Sweetie, I drain men dry. You’re just a buffet of bad decisions. Kneel before my cash flow!" DumpsterBuffetBoss collapses, realizing he’s just a side dish in her gourmet feast. VenmoVampire walks away, flexing her cash app like a trophy, leaving him drowning in his own cringe. Bruh, he just got served! 💀🤣