BathroomSelfieSatan struts into the club bathroom, flexing his phone like a weapon. "I summon chaos in here, watch your dignity evaporate under my piss-stained mirror selfies!" FuneralSelfieEmpress rolls her eyes, "Please, I slay selfies with coffins in the background. Death bows to my filter!" But BathroomSelfieSatan snaps back, "Yeah? Well, I make clout rise from the dead!" He unleashes a flash that blinds her, leaving her hashtags buried in embarrassment. The crowd gasps as she fumbles her phone, dropping it into the toilet. BathroomSelfieSatan laughs, "Guess you just got filtered out of existence!" FuneralSelfieEmpress is left drowning in cringe, while he flexes like a king. Bruh, she’s officially the meme of the night! 💀🤣