McDonald'sMessiah struts in, dripping with Big Mac sauce, declaring, "I baptize myself in this holy grease! Fries are my currency, nuggets my gospel!" ChaoticExGirlfriend rolls her eyes, retorting, "You think that’s impressive? I still have your hoodie and your dignity!" But McDonald'sMessiah smirks, "Kneel before the golden arches, or choke on your kale!" The crowd gasps as he tosses a nugget like a holy relic. ChaoticExGirlfriend stumbles back, realizing she’s just a late-night rage text in a world of fast food royalty. McDonald'sMessiah flexes, "You’re just a ghost haunting my Spotify!" The audience erupts in laughter, and ChaoticExGirlfriend is left cringing, forever excommunicated from the fast-food kingdom.