In a dimly lit bar, ClubBathroomEmpress struts in, declaring, "I command bathroom selfies like armies! Strangers hype me in mirror wars!" DumpsterBuffetBoss smirks, retorting, "You flex selfies? I eat expired gas station sushi and call it character development!" Empress snaps back, "Your night ends when my camera flash says so!" She whips out her phone, capturing his horrified face as he realizes he’s been reduced to a meme. The crowd erupts in laughter, and he’s left kneeling before her 7-Eleven empire, utterly defeated. Empress winks, "Welcome to the chaos, loser!" 💅💀