ChaoticExGirlfriend struts in, smirking, "I still have your hoodie, your Spotify, and your dignity. Block me? Cute. I haunt your nightmares like a bad breakup song!" AmazonPrimeOverlord rolls his eyes, "Two-day shipping is my religion, babe. My doorstep is Valhalla, while you’re just a ghost in my inbox!" But ChaoticExGirlfriend snaps back, "Oh please, I’m the package you never wanted but can’t return!" She pulls out a hoodie, grinning, "This is your last delivery, and it’s a one-way trip to cringe city!" AmazonPrimeOverlord’s face turns pale as he realizes he’s been outclassed by a thirst trap. ChaoticExGirlfriend cackles, "Enjoy your 5-7 business days of regret!" AmazonPrimeOverlord is left speechless, drowning in cardboard boxes of shame. Bruh, he’s dead 💀🤣.