DeluluEmpress struts in, declaring, "I romanticize red flags like they're the latest fashion trend. You try to save me? Cute, but I’ll gas you up and leave you rotting in my situationship!" AmazonPrimeOverlord scoffs, "Two-day shipping is my religion, babe. You’re just a delayed package in my Valhalla of cardboard!" DeluluEmpress smirks, "Sweetie, my delusion is law, and you’re just a broke delivery driver waiting 5-7 business days for a miracle!" The crowd gasps as she flips her hair, leaving him drowning in his own cardboard box of shame. Bruh, he’s done. 💀🤣