IncognitoTabTyrant struts in, flexing, "I got 73 incognito tabs open, each a war crime. Even the FBI bows to my browser history!" ClubBathroomEmpress rolls her eyes, "You think that's impressive? I command bathroom selfies like armies!" But IncognitoTabTyrant smirks, "Your night ends when my browser history drops. I’m the reason your lipstick stains are crying!" The crowd gasps as ClubBathroomEmpress's phone dies mid-selfie, leaving her in a cringe spiral. IncognitoTabTyrant walks away, leaving her to drown in her own chaos. Bruh, she just got served! 💀🤣